Tiny Stripz: Slice of life meets absurdist fantasy.
The adventures of Max, 8yo demigod and Celestial Manager, and his family.
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See also: Physics Done Wrong
2020-12-23
2020-11-25
#243: Sacrifice (Part Four)
Stupid Glyphs written unto the universe by Time itself have a terrible upload speed. I can't even get Netflix on this thing.
2020-10-31
#242: Sacrifice (Part Three)
2020-10-24
#241: Sacrifice (Part Two)
Max, hasn't anyone told you not to run with magic?
Sorry I missed last week! Makeup should be coming, hopefully.
2020-10-11
#240: Sacrifice (Part One)
My darkest and spookiest comic ever. How canon this all is is left as an exercise for the reader.
I'm back everybody! Trying to update a little more. Alternative title: The Tiny Stripz Halloween Special!
2020-09-14
2020-09-05
2020-08-19
2020-08-12
2020-06-25
2020-05-24
#234: 2nd Birthday
Two years! Wooo! 🥳 Wow, can't believe it's been two years. Also can't believe my posting schedule has been offset so much I'm celebrating it more than a month late 😩😂
2020-05-10
2020-05-01
2020-04-11
2020-03-29
2020-03-21
2020-03-10
#228: Vibing
When ur vibing 2 hard and you accidentally levitate in the air in a frenzy of all-knowing godly multireality perception
2020-02-29
2020-02-17
2020-02-03
#225: Email
Most of my friends use either Discord or Hangouts now. And Hangouts won't notify me through email, so it takes days for me to notice messages. :(
2020-01-27
#224: Productivity
Any human in a nutshell. Just substitute "You need to do your homework" with "You need to walk the dog", "You need to take your vitamins", "You need to destroy the One Ring", etc, etc.
2020-01-19
#223: Everything is Football
Why are we the only ones that call it soccer? (P.S. I'm getting much better with publishing lately! 😁👍🗓✅)
2020-01-18
2020-01-11
2020-01-08
2020-01-01
#219: Dog Mode
For one thing, we had a feature for the car to imitate human driving. But on New Years', the car drove around wildly, eventually getting arrested by police. I think it imitated a little too much.
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![[Person is stepping out of a limo. Fred is greeting them.] \n Fred: Thanks for coming out to Margonsfield! \n Person: Ugh. This city better be worth it. \n [They are walking towards a McDonalds.] \n Fred: And this is the finest eatery in Margonsfield! \n Person: A McDonalds?! \n [They are sitting at a bench inside the McDonalds. Person is furious, Fred is calmly reading the menu.] \n Person: I can't believe this! I come to this crappy town and their best restaurant is a Mc- \n Off-panel: Ma'am. [The off-panel speaker is revealed to be a waiter with a mustache and a tuxedo, carrying a bottle of champagne and a serving dome. There is a soda vending machine serving "FINE SPIRITS" in the background.] \n Waiter: Champagne?](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0bqQwthQ48BIOeJxh6jc5J6Gkqk1xdJ7n3NDJ93TEHokJj_EtgvCfsAEH4QhvEDnUECQx6j0IKHyM66fOSVob8SMjFF91YBL8jqGHv9igAe8pQlNT_FwWBgZ6lQN4Hcpqj5sOWsC8Yp4/w400-h400/McDonaldsPlus.png)
![[Close-up of Max.] \n Max: Fine! I'll leave. But you haven't seen the last of me! \n [Fred talks to Max.] \n Fred: Well, yeah. You live next door. \n Max: Whatever. \n [Max draws an amulet from his pocket, a persimmon is engraved on it.] \n [The chain snaps.] \n SFX: SNAP \n [Max disappears in a flash of extremely bright magical light.] \n SFX: FOOM \n [Beatrice begins to disappear. Fred reaches for her. Her speech becomes blurred.] \n Beatrice: Fred, my grip on the mortal world is fading... \n Fred: Wait! But- \n Beatrice: You must remember to- \n [She disappears, becoming a point of light.] \n SFX: PING \n [Beat.] \n [Beatrice reappears.] \n Beatrice: Sorry about that. Bad connection. Remember to paint the east fence, it's peeling.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1W4JQDEWMXUDidC7Fhrn4EgT2fPrHE-FEgU9OokXP5cDl0Z7Q4Ohu-7-tyTOQYUE_6rELb07rR29DWaQELoYvj47qVd8WRFa8WG1WGK6g0QWABvPCUrPhc4cNOQslwrFcWTR1PWGDBBI/w426-h640/SacrificePartFour.png)
![[Fred slams his front door. Lightning outside.] \n SFX: SLAM \n [Max prepares a spell outside the door.] \n Max: heh heh heh \n [Spell grows stronger.] \n SFX: PWEEEEE \n [Door explodes. Beatrice shields Fred with magic.] \n SFX: BOOM \n [Max stands outside, looking through the huge hole.] \n Max: Here's Johnny! \n [Max and Beatrice in front of the McJeannason family tree.] \n Beatrice: Stay away from my nephew! \n Max: Oh yeah? How'll you stop me? \n [Beatrice zaps Max with life magic.] \n SFX: BZZT \n [Max prepares a spell.] \n Max: So you wanna fight? \n [Beatrice prepares a spell.] \n [Their spells connect in a flurry of electricity and fire.] \n SFX: CRACK \n [Max prepares a spell. (same time as 2 panels ago, not after last panel)] \n [Grandfather clock strikes midnight.] \n SFX: BONG \n [Max's spell shorts out.] \n SFX: FZZT \n [Max grins nervously.] \n Max: Oh. \n Max: Oops. \n [Max speaks to an annoyed Beatrice.] \n Max: Listen, I know I might've made a wrong decision in trying to kill your nephew. But if you would just consider- \n [Beatrice zaps Max.] \n SFX: ZAP](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBNIhT_7D08iMTJ76JubgPhOpeDxsybjNpIhjHMf6pacxD9eSN0PjtVADENibQd6nJQwo4IZrMCeNKSsN0PAE3FRoMK8s5qpux6V4YPWGuFquvgvXLiujmx8wS5tOU6WE2BxO9-RgICmU/w384-h640/SacrificePartThree.png)
![[Snoring coming from a spooky, spidery room.] \n Fred: ZZZzZZzZz \n [Fred is lying down on a messy bed with candy wrappers.] \n Fred: zZZzZZZZ \n [A spectral blue hand taps Fred.] \n Off-screen: Hey. \n [Fred sits up, rubbing his eyes.] \n Fred: Zxqsm? \n [Fred stares up at a ghost with a bun in her hair.] \n [Same scene.] \n Fred: AAAAAAAAAAAAA \n [Same scene.] \n Fred: AAAAAAAAAAA \n [Same scene.] \n Ghost: Stop it. \n [Ghost looks around. Fred comes to terms with the ghost.] \n Ghost: I thought you'd take better care of the house... \n Fred: Great-Aunt Beatrice? How did...why... \n [Full-body view of Beatrice.] \n Beatrice: Someone summoned me back to the mortal world. I don't know who... \n [She points out the window. A beam of magic energy points toward the orchard near Fred's house. Margonsfield's skyline is visible in the background.] \n Beatrice: Somewhere in that direction. \n [Fred walks by a spooky tree. Beatrice is hovering spookily, the beam still coming from her hand. The spooky moon illuminates the landscape.] \n [Change of perspective. The beam points to Max, who is meditating and hovering, with the sigils of the magical elements: Time, Life, Persimmons, Pi, Energy, surrounding him.] \n Fred: Max?! \n Max: Hey. \n [Same scene, different perspective.] \n Beatrice: Why did you summon me? \n Max: It's just a magical exercise. A soul exchange between the mortals and afterlife every Halloween before the next midnight is sufficient for me to keep my powers. \n [Zoom in on Beatrice and Fred.] \n Beatrice: Oh, ok. \n Fred: Exchange? \n [The sigils disintegrate. Max draws a dagger.] \n Max: That's right. \n SFX: SHIIING \n [The dagger embeds itself in the tree right beside Fred.] \n SFX: WHUNK](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSvKYWY9rAOiTTjmf0PHUhORqckWCibc3xXCLvvSKFVfduSi2vsYXjz4XrOyUhfaGz0WcvBdT9DFmktOEYGsmYW4GUETvYRO-JiRF2jedANtPaw21yoSxQUSFEf71qzf5TF4VWA1KlxMc/w192-h320/SacrificePartOne+%25281%2529.png)
![[Fred looks at his phone.] \n Fred: Whoa, FDR issued over 3000 executive orders. \n [Enter Amanda, holding blue phone.] \n Amanda: Oh, FDR? Turns out he cheated a little bit. \n Fred: Hm? \n Amanda: Look at this... \n [Franklin D. Roosevelt sits at his desk in the Oval Office. A few papers are strewn across it, along with a bowl of soup.] \n CAPTION: 1933 \n Roosevelt: Hmm. My soup is cold. \n [FDR rips Executive Order 6148 off a notepad labeled EMERGENCIES ONLY.] \n SFX: RIP \n [FDR scribbles on the paper.] \n DESCRIPTION: Warm up soup \n DATE: May 28, 1933 \n SIGNATURE: Franklin Roosevelt \n [Roosevelt slides the paper into a slot labeled "EXECUTIVE ORDERS".] \n SFX: SLIDE \n [Henry A. Wallace stands next to the desk, Roosevelt resumes working on some papers.] \n Wallace: Um...you could learn to use our new intercom system. \n Roosevelt: Meh. I have better things to do.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3ZFMEwuD98EDu3omC1UAMsFu20vqwiO5Ef2coeeCsz0oVlQhJKy__cDBu5uwlfwdGacZ88WiPNg26NkhFSUkAo3SEXQWrqnS2U84CPVyi99BkeHQU9iapAoZxUHH9u3-YVJ3i_mXfXBI/w640-h640/ExecutiveOrder.png)
![[Amanda appears in a starry void. POOF]\n [Time, a sphere glowing red, is next to her. Its dialogue appears in a red rectangle, and translations to the ancient conlang Drini are visible below the rectangle.]\n Time: hello, mortal. you have been summoned to ask me one question.\n [Amanda contemplates this.]\n Amanda: Hmm... What is the meaning of pi?\n [Time glows more. BOOM]\n Time: haha, we just threw that in to mess with you guys. ok, bye!\n Amanda: Wait-](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUTekgBdf2aCt0y6iKXDBfXR5w-T6QCah__B2bhb2NOpsLPX5FsbdbSznaTypnC9AgfsNgoAmTofM3Lxg7eMXctEaZznE0Hns3PHyMV2uBNOLptSHm6yYhs_6Z9XrnblFurZiOmPlqJvc/w640-h640/CelestialPrank+%25281%2529.png)
![[Banner hanging from ceiling, with confetti. Fred, Max, Elaine, and Amanda sit at a stable, while Spider-Fish hangs from a thread.] \nBANNER: HAPPY 2nd Bday* \nCAPTION: *Actually April 22nd \nFred: Woooo! \n[Fred drops a simultaneously burning, molding, and frozen cake onto a plate.] \nAmanda: What happened to the cake? \nFred: That's actually a funny story. \n[Fred explains.] \nFred: So I'm at the store, right? And there's this cake just lying on the floor! And so I grab the cake and go. \nAmanda (off-panel): But then why is the cake on fire? \nFred: Well, technically the store was on fire. So I grab it- \n[Amanda looks worried.] \nAmanda: Wait, on *fire?!* \nFred (off-panel): Only one aisle. \nFred: It's probably ok, right? I was wearing thick clothes. And I had a water jug with me. \nAmanda (off-panel): ...I'm getting the cake next time.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjal16_n1PyFg8oc52pwRT-oBcqNS91hSqebcwsria8Tw7A_frTcZJ3xQ_EeyoLXsGPuQZNTNleCgArNLRv40mUILH9GhIOSce0h-j8hk8dud9Pj85JQbPDZ2a7mn4R1_2gYBTHMoatxVg/s640/2ndBirthday.jpg)
![[Norris Poker, holding a phone, climbs out of a skyscraper window and onto a red beam on which Fred sits, hanging from wire. In the background, a lady fights her evil Venus flytrap.] Poker: Ok, I think we lost - [A laser cuts the wire.] SFX: ZAP [Poker falls off the beam, passing the phone to Fred in the process. Fred hangs on.] Poker: ! [Fred's POV. He desperately taps on the phone, trying to create a wormhole.] SFX: TAP TAP TAP [Meanwhile, Poker is still falling.] Poker: AAAAAAA [The newly created wormhole ripples the fabric of space.] [Poker falls into a glowing wormhole. In the background, a person is floating while meditating, a robot is electrocuting its unfortunate creator, a person types on an old computer, and a T-rex chases people across the apartment building.] SFX: FWOOM](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFdCEAUX-bBR58pbI2S-O0uqHXW7tVi574Bp7x8xtn09K5bjpv8YhXN8x76XBPAjxO-13s6U219KoaM2kWrDgbbhfnzSHszMUGUb7WyeM7ZDvBgVuRX08I0gtjpy5MDxBBQDXhm8cFEDc/s640/NorrisPokerPartFive.png)
![[Poker is standing above a thief with his hands on his hips.] Thief: Ok, ok! I did it! I'll give you the phone. [Thief hands Poker a phone from a box of phones in a pile of phones, money, and jewelry, some in boxes.] Thief: Here. [Fred is tapping his phone. It's not turning on.] CAPTION: LATER... SFX: CLIK CLIK CLIK Fred: ?! [The panel darkens. Fred realizes the phone is fake.] [Fred is angrily explaining to Poker on the phone, sitting on the couch with his laptop on his lap. Poker is leaning against a shady brick wall with his phone to his ear.] Fred: The guy got away scot-free! We need to go back! Poker: Ok, ok. Calm down. Is there anything special about the phone? [Close-up of Fred.] Fred: Last week, I downloaded an OS that lets you manipulate wormholes... Poker: Wait, what? [Poker hangs up.] Poker: That could be catastrophic! Meet me there, stat. SFX: beep [Thief is snoring in bed.] Thief: ZZZzzz [Poker and Fred are sitting on a beam hanging from a crane outside the skyscraper apartment building. Some rooms are lit up, and silhouettes of people dancing at a party, a person working at a desk, and a person jumping over stakes are visible.] Poker: Let's go. [They have arrived in a large room with a large pile of money and a much larger pile of phones. One is ringing, but it is buried under the others.] Fred: This must be where he keeps the real loot. Laptop: LOCATING PHONE... Buried Phone: 🎵 [Fred whips his head around. Thief is carrying a high-tech laser gun.] [Poker holds up the saved phone. A laser hits the panel wall.] Poker: Found it- SFX: PEW [Fred shoves Poker into a run.] Fred: RUN! SFX: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_r9srx6TZkNGiyNrIEL4Grw5rW-3H5rlIr8bw7rGJY3P9orQqv9bAxOrHTT1XP3Fe9uPls8I5Bt6Rj7WroyjFrdpaBgqdUVMEPDrSIjYZvsB_3b4H7cDckqOU9uU7JXf55BHwmxFql30/s640/NorrisPokerPartFour.jpg)
![[Fred and Norris Poker are getting into a cool red car.] Fred: Whoa... Poker: Get in. [The high-tech dashboard of the car, equipped with a large screen, keyboard, and radar. Poker taps a button.] Fred: Sooo cool! Poker: Hold on tight. [The back lights are revealed to have rocket boosters, which turn on. The wheels smoke and spark.] SFX: SCREECH [Poker and Fred are standing in front of Apartment 19. Poker knocks on the door.] SFX: BAP BAP BAP [A confused man opens the door.] Confused Man: ? [Poker tackles Confused Man as Fred watches, shocked.]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLnaN7wa3GWrEGxzzvM-zI6UQ0mZfLsntLSwrfvCgMGt_eZCY7t6Djk8wt-znR_h0SQjjM6tzJbkW8OZAxKIj7vOhYicFi_3Guif1-tS2zno7SK8GiX48e4MaKJrcoCa4pzxaNALjtK-M/w323-h480/NorrisPokerPartThree.jpg)
![[Norris Poker is sitting on a chair, stroking his chin. Fred is pacing.] Poker: So this guy stole your phone, eh? Fred: Yeah. I noticed it was gone, and then I turned around and saw a guy with a green shirt carrying my phone. [Poker gets his laptop.] Poker: Ok, I'll search the FBI databases. Fred: You have access to those?! [Poker smiles.] Poker: Ha, no. Someone hacked it a few weeks ago. I guess they haven't noticed yet. [Screenshot of a Google-like FBI Search website. Results are displayed with camera number, timestamp, and shirt color.] SEARCH BAR: in:Margonsfield+Theater shirt:green OTHER TOOLS: 750 results - Sort by Newest - Showing results for thater - Search instead for theater Poker (off-panel): 750 results. Can you narrow it down a little more? Fred (off-panel): Um...they also had jeans on. [A determined Poker taps furiously.] SFX: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP BLING! [Poker runs, laptop in arm.] Poker: Ok, I've got their address. Let's go. Fred: What? Now? [Poker smiles as the background dramatically darkens.] Poker: Yup. It's time to close this case.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWZllWNDzJqBuKcbDos60tvN4VUCjukBlEagyvZkA-UYE7Dd2X5xgO4lpGO1juPHDuZsbOVk1zoJrNCghOzPpo2PGBJDw0kSXZK8XaH3R1EmVo9GRGiSSNx2RXOLGX0tWc3NdG7DjOsfg/w320-h480/NorrisPokerPartTwo.jpg)
![[Fred is walking towards the off-panel door.] SFX: DING DONG Fred: That must be my private eye. UNKNOWN (off-panel): Who? [Fred opens the door. A man with curly side hair is on his doorstep.] Norris Poker: Hey there. [Close up, man slides his sunglasses down a bit.] Norris Poker: Name's Poker. [The background dramatically darkens, highliting Poker.] Norris Poker: *Norris* Poker.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-t9WjYvJkT-GcbKRw0tvBGTuai0nn8y7RC25SizcafeOUVqKHY726YEukDPwhaW8oAj7F6m0EcLhdE09_uLl-LkIGBDNwL1pJM9aI19Tns7DWTC9S3xXpmiM33Z9p9t3EiPGVucnWE9U/s640/NorrisPokerPartOne.jpg)
![[Alex walks in to the panel.] Alex: Hey Max, I'm home! Max (off-panel): Over here. [Max is meditating in mid-air, a laptop, book, chair, and cup are floating in the air around him along with a blue glow.] Alex: Whoa... [Alex close up.] Alex: How are you doing this? [Zoom out again.] Max: Doing what? I'm just "vibing". Alex: This isn't vibing.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGeDQO7N-Vrmv2DM2t7HoMN1nLg4b1h9oYY2Cj2fKOuu1ZJtT36EHpndn18rWSmNFFTWzR4E0X7RO6N4wEcVal8uhZ1ZzKVz9NVURKPTbOJcyiUXBpZ93eNCCe-6-H-LqjEB-2QFJWK6w/s640/Vibing.jpg)
![[A screenshot of Amazon. A picture of a Tesla, rated 4.9 / 5. A five star review.] CAPTION: TESLA (SELF-DRIVING) - Self-driving - One-way glass - Electric REVIEW: Love it! I went from having a car crash every two weeks to having a car crash every two MONTHS!](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic_bb6GhHB8jyMkAKplGaf73G79fPQwLDfr-9GxsV4ur3PmgQQY5DECFa1cSwA-Fv03mloU2e9s6TsReuhQY6K241wxb4p2KQjaFRBod2FEb_uH8Q6XJSKrhzTnZdoH6pSk1esYxve250/s400/SelfDriving.jpg)
![[Amanda is holding a dripping PB&J in her right hand, and in her left hand, she is holding out her laptop, covered in jelly. Fred is looking at the laptop while walking by.] CAPTION: HOW I TREAT MY LAPTOP Amanda: Hey Fred, check this out! [Fred is sitting at a desk, working on Amanda's laptop. Amanda is freaking out.] CAPTION: HOW I ACT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE USING MY LAPTOP Fred: How do I connect to- Amanda: YOU'RE PRESSING THE KEY TOO HARD!](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyucF1zui1XRKJOL4TcBn44Om6vzMhHfLpyjwZd3XJsSqSLfrSyqhE8p_uxx2y7luFTa6GzztrineDdtTJD-KoBqw5ZTFKKdYKxTPr8PUQ9E1FhzBTya6wPzndw_RKOdkBfr6Z9uvhoN8/s640/Laptop+%25281%2529.jpg)
![[A browser with ExampleMail open. Its logo is a blue version of Gmail's logo as of 2013.] CAPTION: Why not to use email EMAIL: To jsmith@mail.example.com Cc Hi John, Can you send me the data? [Fred sits at his laptop, waiting for a response.] [Fred is tired and annoyed.] CAPTION: Two weeks later [The laptop notifies Fred of an email.] [On the laptop:] REPLY: From jsmith@mail.example.com Cc Hi Fred, out of office for five days. Reply when I get back! - John](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBdKsN-zJ8lLW64wmXK6uNkRp6FlK2t0CAJNpLwUgb5uOIjfAiAlKM9B66PsvghDvLtT6qUvSjU1u54-jX6BBt4ITO8dwRvFEpMbDGqvXiDVLyZBtLx9CF6pmQkOPQUjO-Hnhq_3PCSlY/s640/Email.jpg)
![[Life, a ghost-like blue figure, is floating in the air holding a paper. Amanda is at her desk, looking at him.] Life: You need to do your homework. [Close-up on Amanda.] Amanda: Maybe I've been avoiding my homework because there's too much stress in my life... [Amanda smiles.] Amanda: and maybe to get rid of that stress, I should play Minecraft! [Life drags Amanda away from her laptop, knocking it and the chair over in the process.] Life: No.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTXSMn9YvX8WeCeZZpNgXskBJvTjCnnHnFo9v_OKZ_oOklvSZC1iT4JAsuIFUqmDan9dgMV-Sk_Ox4zYfNAXEMSpQiEfjAcOWCBRR5ZlAUNTRQHiKvREhamzhv4n0YT2gulyw6mASdxgs/s640/Productivity.jpg)
![[Someone kicking a soccer ball.] CAPTION: "FOOTBALL" [People playing American football.] CAPTION: "AMERICAN FOOTBALL" [Someone dunking a basketball.] CAPTION: "BASKET FOOTBALL" [Someone playing tennis.] CAPTION: "RACKET FOOTBALL"](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuTyEieEyPL1hF1xL7snzGTf1mInBIvEucrcK95boLZgDj8pWIkY1qnkUF6YYGCjO1RBqjjbpJG3n6XxAPA3eO2w_Z8IzbMMyv_nRBussWUwDHML4F2WdIreF7M-f0jpKUtnkIKAAhleQ/s640/EverythingIsFootball.jpg)
![[Fred is sitting at a stand with a pile of sugar. Amanda is looking.] Fred: Hi Amanda! Would you like to try some of "Fred's Healthy Snack"? [Close up of sugar pile.] Amanda (off-panel): That's a pile of sugar. [Fred takes some apple slices out of the sugar.] Fred: Yeah, but it has some apple slices in here, see? It's healthy! [Amanda takes some bills out of her pocket.] Amanda: Healthy? How much for a scoop, then? Fred (off-panel): Twenty bucks.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8Dy_LjPunCHfvkR9dELVuBG4Cuw0F_W0z42Sa8q9GCLQMPZOrDViHYDfaJnKwva9c_jSOsv0jxn_XsVs0R2VvO-rO0QW-y7-GhFupg8FaU_qyqnfb2pjOu7ihcBqS-jPULiEs7cY_xdg/s640/Healthy.jpg)
![[An electrician is inspecting a meter attatched to a power strip.] Electrician: Just as I suspected. The electric current is flowing in reverse. Fred: That explains everything... [Fred is turning on a light switch.] CAPTION: EARLIER SFX: CLICK [Fred is in utter blackness.] Fred: ?! [Fred is aiming a hose at a tree.] SFX: CLICK [The hose suctions all the leaves off the tree.] SFX: FOOSH [Fred reaches for the fridge handle.] [He opens it to reveal the fridge is on fire.]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO7VoDaVoscf1zdm_IoLNf3-c-BZkwEqQkEtqCAVp8fQak8Xqx34GiXg14oNmlCYAi3C2w8brEbsn3HO_rxdedQVJFZCvr1BSba_zrp014fd1iu0yBnKx5PuxPL1bfZyqET87zc41HbWc/s640/ReverseCurrent.jpg)
![[The fridge is beeping. Its screen shows that it needs a filter change. Fred is standing next to it.] [Elaine is looking at her phone.] Fred (off-panel): The fridge needs a filter change. Elaine: It's probably fine. The filters are just for taste anyway. [Fred is holding a glass of water.] Fred: But- Elaine (off-panel): Look, is the water cloudy? Does it have sand in it? [Close-up of the water glass, with a fish and rocks and twigs floating in it.] Fred: Kind of... [Elaine again.] Elaine: Look, it's fine. It won't hurt you. [Fred drinks the water.] Fred: Ok then...](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV9CDGCtCM0VZ3Rf9DHUt0gScq4P6CMj0ZTsH_5Iye0bnHxvoXc1fPBOp-tse7QhQO2Jtak0GobywO4HQE6LVbDzNGT2e-jdaYrjoEtUY2Cn8Ggg7yzlIBy_Lc8mqCvpM4xCqZEvsIOdk/s640/FilterChange.jpg)
![[Fred looks slightly depressed. Elaine is in the 2020 spirit, with a rainbow party hat and even a rainbow speech bubble.] CAPTION: 2019-12-31 11:59:00pm Elaine: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Fred: I don't get it... [Fred starts monologuing.] Fred: I was told, "By 2020, there'll be flying cars." Over and over, "By 2020, there'll be flying cars." [Fred grows angry.] Fred: But it's 2020, and there are no flying car- [A silver futuristic Tesla hovering above the ground with laser beams crashes through the wall. Fred looks mildly intrigued. Elaine looks appropriately confused and surprised, her party hat flying off.] SFX: SCREECH [Elon Musk gets out of the car.] Off-panel: Elon Musk?! Elon Musk: Hi. [Elon Musk apologetically waves towards the car.] Elon Musk: Oh, uh, sorry the whole flying car thing is late. It took a while to get Dog Mode working.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfrX93icYbMznmU5eVrO7v4ktzP_ITWXOWutOCZRwu8R4W2DNJt1wuAKk8vKBU3vEuJzZru9V7viSMygcq2app8wBGcM-obBWzPjKRRT641IrdqItNV_lG29bXLCLUB9Q4jXXZjGrIdjc/s640/DogMode.jpg)