#202: Batman (Part Six)

[A buff Garfield is leaping into the air. There are two close-ups in a sub-panel.] Garfield: HI-YA! [Garfield is legit pwning the bats.] SFX: PUNCH WHIZ POW BOP BAM ZAP POW ZONG Garfield (singing): Na na na na na Garfield! / Bats don't stand a chance, no, no [Garfield is balancing on his left hand and the Bats are fleeing through the window. Max is dressed up with a black helmet with pointy ears and white glowing eyes.] Garfield (singing): When Garfield's arounnnnd! Bats: SKREE! SKREE! Dr. Bruce Wayne and Max: WOOOO! [Garfield bowing.] Garfield: Thank you, thank you. But the job's not over yet. Off-panel: It's NOT? Garfield: NO! There are EVIL BATS on the loose! We MUST protect Margonsfield! WE WILL STOP THEM!" Bruce and Max: YEAH! [A night cityscape. A bat helmet logo is projected in the sky. Garfield, Bruce, and Max are heroically standing on a building.] CAPTION: AND SO, OUR STORY ENDS, AND IT IS UP TO OUR HEROES TO DEFEND THE CITY FROM EVIL BATS. MESSAGE WRITTEN IN STARS: THE END
The series ends. Rest safe, because Bufffield, Dr. Bruce, and Max watch over your town. ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡ vs. ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ช+๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿ”ฌ+๐Ÿ‘ฆ = ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐ŸŒƒ


#201: Batman (Part Five)

[A bunch of bats.] Bats: SKREE! SKREE! [Max is kneeling, dressed in Batman helmet, cape, gold jewled Thanos glove and tank with welding nozzle. White Bats are shooting from the nozzle.] Max: YAHH! White Bats: SKREE! SKREE! [The Black Bats and White Bats steer around each other.] Both Bats: SKREE! SKREE! [White Bats fly out the window, while Black Bats attack Bruce Wayne.] Both Bats: SKREE! SKREE! Bruce: AUGH! [Focusing on Max.] Max: Sigh... Time for PLAN B. Off-panel Bruce: OW OW OW! [Close-up of Max's glove, snapping his fingers, black and white pattern in background.] SFX: SNAP [Garfield, buff, appears.] SFX: POOF Garfield: 'Sup Max: Garfield, GO!
Buff + Garfield = Buffield or Bufffield? Or Buff-field? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‹️‍♀️๐Ÿ˜น


#198: Batman (Part Two)

Dr. Bruce Wayne slams the door behind him. "MAX, we MUST get to SAFETY! This DOOR won't hold for LONG!" "Uh-huh." says Max. BAM BAM "...Max?" asks Bruce. Max has wandered off-panel. Next panel: He is wearing a golden jewled glove and an eagle is on his hand. "Whoosa good boy?" "Purrrrr" says the eagle. "MAX! That's my PRIZE EAGLE! Don't-" CRASH SKREE! comes from off-panel. "CHARGE!" shouts Max, raising his fist. The eagle flies off-panel. He snaps his fingers. SNAP His fingers sparkle and everything turns to outer space and back again. Eagle turns into phoenix and speeds toward cloud of bats. GROWLL! says Eagle. SKREE! say Bats. WOOOO! says Max. There is a BOMM and an explosion. The bats are roasted. SCREECH HISS
Some of you will recognize that as Thanos's glove from Endgame! ๐Ÿงค #CoolGloveDude I confess, I have never watched Endgame and only know about it from the Google easter egg you get from Googling "thanos".


#197: Batman (Part One)

Who else is going to be Batman from a parallel universe where he's from Maryland and has a T-shirt with the awesome Maryland flag on it? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ‡ #batman #halloween2019


#196: The Other Side (Part Ten)

The Pillbug, Elaine as an ant, and Max are falling through space, glowing blue. YAAAAAY says Max. "Whoa!" he says as a portal appears. ZAP Out of the other side they come into a room with a green lamp. Elaine is back in human form. "Wheee!" says Max. "AUGHHH!" says Elaine. They all land with a WHUMP. "Hey, returning to Earth restored you to human form!" says Max. "Hey, yeah! Who wants deep-fried saltines?" says Elaine. "Deep-fried saltines?" says the Pillbug. "They're really good." says Max. "Okaaay..." says the Pillbug.
Sorry for not posting lately! I guess I got pretty lazy... Anyway, this is the final installment in the "The Other Side" series! Yay!