Tiny Stripz: July 2018

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The adventures of Max, 8yo demigod and Celestial Manager, and his family.

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2018-07-31

#14: Lego in a Haystack

"I lost my Lego piece," says a curly-haired boy sitting on a haystack, and a short-haired boy replies, "Ok, I'll try to find it." The short-haired boy shuffles in a different haystack with a barn next to him. "Hey look! My old blackberry..." The curly-haired boy turns around. "And my Google Pixel...XKCD Phone..." The curly-haired boy starts to get annoyed. "Etch-A-Sketch...Sewing kit...MasterLock..." The curly-haired boy falls asleep.

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2018-07-27

#13: Bug Spray

An annoyed man is watching a housefly in his house. He gets a bottle with a hose attatchment labled "Bug Spray". Bugs spray out of the bottle and the confused man is blown backward. He is then chased by the hoard of bugs.

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2018-07-26

#12: Secret Passageway

A man is walking past a secret passageway tunnel that a spy is standing in front of. Though it is supposed to be concealed, a bunch of glowing signs are pointing to it. The man is confused.

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2018-07-22

#11: Ironic Scarecrow

There is a scarecrow in a field. A crow is nested in a hole in its shirt. Another has a nest on its sleeve. One has a nest and eggs on its sleeve and one crow is eating corn in its hat.

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2018-07-16

#10: Tea Leaves

Lady: "Oh, let me read your tea leaves!" Man: "Ok" Lady: "I see that at 5 o' clock tomorrow...No, wait...12 seconds after 5 o' clock...A red Prius will come to the curb...No...Ford...Lexus...Ford...Lexus...Oh, Toyota...(The man starts to get annoyed.)...And a man will roll down the window and say...Wait, no...He hops out, then says...And with a horrible grin, he says...Oh, wait, he doesn't say anything...And then he gets back in the car...Oh, and he trips over a piece of gum first...Huh? Where are you going?" (The man is heading for the tea shop exit.)

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2018-07-12

#9: Self Destruct

A man at a control console presses a self-destruct button. The button explodes in an orange mushroom cloud. The man is very confused, while smoke comes from the burn mark where the button used to be.

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2018-07-10

#8: Family Dryer

A man, a lady and a boy are playing in a pool. They see a family dryer. They enter it and it spins them around like a dog shaking off water. They come out dizzy and confused.

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2018-07-08

#7: A Little Late

"I've done it! After 5 years of work, I've done it!" says the man in the panel. "I've invented..." He reaches down and picks up... "THE TELEGRAM!" He realizes that people using Facebook, Gmail, and Google+ are staring at him. "Oh."

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2018-07-02

#6: How Not to Be a Villain

"Mwahaha!" says a villian in a black cloak in front of a computer on a control console. He presses a button that reads "Destroy Earth" and it beeps. The computer asks him "Are you sure you want to destroy Earth?" "WHAT?? GRRR... Yes..." The computer asks him for his username and password. He falls asleep slumped on the control console.

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