#206: Candy

[There is a line of sugary products, from LESS DIRECT to MORE DIRECT. Each product is drawn with a label and a quote.] KIDS VITAMINS: "Good for you!" KIDS CEREAL: "Good-ish for you." CHOCLOATE BAR, LOLLIPOP: "Fine, I admit it. I really am candy." FUN DIP: "I WANT SUGAR! GIVE ME SUGAR!"
No one gives out vitamins or cereal for Halloween, though. Yet... πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜¨πŸ’ŠπŸ₯£ BTW, #Jellyfish4Halloween2019πŸ™



#204: Easily Offended

[Fred is standing next to Amanda holding a phone.] Phone: [Thumbs down] Fred: My social media posts keep offending people. Amanda: Try posting a cat video! Who could that offend? [Amanda holds up a tabby.] Fred: Hey, yeah! Can I borrow your cat? Amanda: Sure. Cat: MROWW [A screenshot of Facetweet. The post has a cat picture.] @fredjean: Cute kitty πŸ₯ΊπŸ± ???: This is a grim commentary on the role of pets in society... [Back to reality. Fred is throwing phone in the air.] Fred: AUGHHHHHHHH!
"This webcomic post waves away the gruesome fact that people are so easily manipulated by social media corporations... Read more (1204 words)"


#203: Genie

[Fred is walking toward a golden Aladdin-style oil lamp.] Fred: Whoa, a cool lamp. [Fred picks up the lamp.] SFX: RUB RUB [A genie comes out of the lamp.] SFX: FOOF [Camera facing towards genie. Genie is holding lamp.] Genie: YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM THE LAMP. YOU HAVE THREE WISHES. WHAT DOES YOUR HEART DESIRE, MORTAL? [Fred is running away.] Fred: AAAAAAA
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