2018-12-29

#49: Staring Contest (Part Three)

Alex and Max are staring at each other with wide eyes, Alex has bags under his eyes. Alex falls to the ground, gasping and coughing. Their eyes return to normal. Max checks his watch and declares: "Huh! 26 hours 5 minutes, not bad for a beginner..." "Beginner?!?" Alex cries.

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#48: Staring Contest (Part Two)

The Next Day... a caption reads in cursive. "Here's your breakfast." says Elaine, giving Alex, who has gigantic, baggy eyes, a tray and mug. "thank you" he says, shaking. Max is fine. They both slurp from their mugs and continue staring at each other while Elaine leaves.

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2018-12-26

#47: Staring Contest (Part One)

Max says, "Let's have a STARING CONTEST!" "Ok," Alex agrees. Their eyes grow to the size of small dinner plates.

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2018-12-25

#46: Snowball

Max, on top of a tall snowy hill, rolls a snowball the size of his hand down the hill. He lays back, then is startled by a crash. The snowball has grown giant over the hill and has crashed into a house, annoying Elaine.

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#45: 'Tis the Season

Fred and Max are wearing Santa hats in the snow, there is a green sign reading "Welcome to MARGONSFIELD, CALIFORNIA" on the left. Fred sings, "'Tis the season to be-" but thunder booms and lightning strikes their hats, the sign leans, and it starts to rain. "Jolly?" Fred asks, their hats smoking.

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2018-12-22

#44: In Nature

A wooden boat is floating in a lagoon, with Alex and Max in it. Alex says, "I love being out here. No distractions, no interruptions... Just... peace." "I'm hungry." Max complains. "For a while..." Alex says.

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#43: AI Cardboard (Part Four)


 A box with a wobbly smile, two eyes and an ON button stands in the panel. Max says, "Good news! I fixed Bot!" Alex, the last object in the panel, screams "WHY'D YOU FIX IT? IT'S EVIL!" Max says, "It has a happy face, see?", clicks the ON button, and explains "It plays a rock version of My Little Pony Theme song." A rainbow comes out of Box's mouth that reads "MY LITTLE PONY" with broken music notes. Alex is flung into the air and manages to get a grip on the ground. NYEOOOW MY PONY the rainbow reads. Max says, "Oops. Um... Still a few kinks to work out, huh?" Alex says, "I think I liked this thing better when it was evil."
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2018-12-21

#42: Forty Two

A green caption reads "6 x 9 = 42(ND COMIC)". Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy (2005 film) sits on a rock, saying in red: ""LIFE? DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE." - MARVIN FROM THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, BY DOUGLAS ADAMS"

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2018-12-20

#41: AI Cardboard (Part Three)

An angry box with a printed-on mouth, angry laser eye, normal eye and swinging smaller box and tape arms in the air, is firing a laser at Max, who is pulled out of the way by Alex, who says "What are we going to do?" Max says, "I've got an idea." then points and says "Hey! Look over there!" Both Alex and the box look that way, when Max pulls out a Soakey Soak™ and soaks the box, who screams "GHAA!" and becomes a soggy lump. "How-" Alex begins, but Max explains "I always keep a Soakey Soak™ Deluxe from Friday's Everything Store. Just in case."

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2018-12-19

#40: AI Cardboard (Part Two)

Alex and Max are hiding behind a rock. Alex says, "Here's the plan - we trap the bot under this rock, then fix it." Max says "Got it!" They hurl the rock at a cardboard box with a LASER and ON button drawn on. Alex grunts and says, "Eat this, bot!" The bot lasers the rock in midair, it explodes. The bot, growing bigger and angrier, growls "GRRRRRR..." at them, then chases them growling "RAGHH!" Max says, "It ate it."

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2018-12-17

#39: AI Cardboard (Part One)

There is a box with an up arrow on it. It has a Sharpied-on button that says ON and a black one that says LASER. Taped to either side of it are smaller, featureless boxes. Alex asks Max, who is on top of the box, "Whatcha doin?" Max replies "Making a robot out of boxes!" and hops down onto of one of the smaller boxes. Alex asks, "Why?" And Max explains "To help around the house!" He presses the ON button. Alex says "You have to know a lot about engineering before -" The box whips around, its up arrow dividing into two eyes and a nose, screams "DESTROY!" and lasers the ground. It gallops after them. Max pants, "It works!" Alex sarcastically says "Yipee."

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2018-12-15

#38: Late for School (Part Two)

There is a vrooming noise from the sky, off-panel. Margonsfield's School for the Gifted stands in the middle of the panel. Suddenly a red car falls from the sky and crashes into the school. From inside the school, one person says "Oh, not again!" and another person says "You handle it this time."

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2018-12-13

#37: Late for School (Part One)

In a car sits Alex and Max. Alex says, "Oh no, look at all this traffic! We'll be late for school!" Elaine, driving with a green car behind her, says "Fasten your seat belts. He he he," and presses a red button. Elaine's red car drives right over the roof of the blue car in front of it, which says "!" There is also a pale yellow car in front of the blue one.

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2018-12-09

#36: Our 50th Comic!

Fred and Elaine are standing on giant plastic pink letters reading "50". Fred yells, "Woo hoo! 50 comics!" Elaine reasons, "Wait a minute... This is only number 36. We still have 14 to go." Fred says, "Oh." He calls someone on his phone, asking "Hello, what's your refund policy on giant plastic pink numbers?"
Comic number "50" is a huge milestone! My good friend Frederico McJeannason even bought a set of family fun-size pink plastic numbers for the occasion.
(P.S. This is number 36.)
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2018-12-05

#35: One Time Wi-Fi

Elaine complains to Fred that her Wi-Fi isn't working. Fred tells her to turn it off and back on, after all that works for him one hundred percent of the time. Elaine does, but it doens't work. She asks Fred how many times he has tried this. Fred replies, "One time."

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2018-12-02

#34: Duct Tape Lady

The caption is "Amanda McJeannason had a normal life." A person with long stick-straight diagonal hair stands in the middle of the panel. "She regularly chatted with her cousins, Fred and Elaine McJeannason, and her snake Cuddles." Shows a green snake, Fred, Elaine, and Amanda. "Until one day she ate a piece of duct tape." Amanda says while holding a fork with duct tape, "I have this left over from an art project. Well, waste not want not." The caption is "And became..." "Duct Tape Lady!" says Amanda in gray, balloon text, holding duct tape rolls.

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