#238: If Only

[Fred is trying to open a packaged calculator with scissors.] \n Fred: Argh...stupid calculator packages...\n Amanda: Oh, you're opening one of those? \n [Amanda pulls a tab on the plastic package, the calculator slides out. POP! SLIDE] \n Amanda: You just have to pull this tab. \n [Fred stares at the calculator, Amanda walks away.] \n [Beat.] This should be required by law for all clamshell packaging. Can we whip up a new international treaty?