2020-02-29

#227: Self-Driving

[A screenshot of Amazon. A picture of a Tesla, rated 4.9 / 5. A five star review.] CAPTION: TESLA (SELF-DRIVING) - Self-driving - One-way glass - Electric REVIEW: Love it! I went from having a car crash every two weeks to having a car crash every two MONTHS!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ After I bought this fire alarm, it went off every time my house caught on fire!

2020-02-17

#226: Laptop

[Amanda is holding a dripping PB&J in her right hand, and in her left hand, she is holding out her laptop, covered in jelly. Fred is looking at the laptop while walking by.] CAPTION: HOW I TREAT MY LAPTOP Amanda: Hey Fred, check this out! [Fred is sitting at a desk, working on Amanda's laptop. Amanda is freaking out.] CAPTION: HOW I ACT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE USING MY LAPTOP Fred: How do I connect to- Amanda: YOU'RE PRESSING THE KEY TOO HARD!
IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN AND IT'S ONLY 90% AND YOU TURNED THE BRIGHNTESS TOO HIGH

2020-02-03

#225: Email

[A browser with ExampleMail open. Its logo is a blue version of Gmail's logo as of 2013.] CAPTION: Why not to use email EMAIL: To jsmith@mail.example.com Cc Hi John, Can you send me the data? [Fred sits at his laptop, waiting for a response.] [Fred is tired and annoyed.] CAPTION: Two weeks later [The laptop notifies Fred of an email.] [On the laptop:] REPLY: From jsmith@mail.example.com Cc Hi Fred, out of office for five days. Reply when I get back! - John
Most of my friends use either Discord or Hangouts now. And Hangouts won't notify me through email, so it takes days for me to notice messages. :(