2020-05-24

#234: 2nd Birthday

[Banner hanging from ceiling, with confetti. Fred, Max, Elaine, and Amanda sit at a stable, while Spider-Fish hangs from a thread.] \nBANNER: HAPPY 2nd Bday* \nCAPTION: *Actually April 22nd \nFred: Woooo! \n[Fred drops a simultaneously burning, molding, and frozen cake onto a plate.] \nAmanda: What happened to the cake? \nFred: That's actually a funny story. \n[Fred explains.] \nFred: So I'm at the store, right? And there's this cake just lying on the floor! And so I grab the cake and go. \nAmanda (off-panel): But then why is the cake on fire? \nFred: Well, technically the store was on fire. So I grab it- \n[Amanda looks worried.] \nAmanda: Wait, on *fire?!* \nFred (off-panel): Only one aisle. \nFred: It's probably ok, right? I was wearing thick clothes. And I had a water jug with me. \nAmanda (off-panel): ...I'm getting the cake next time.
Two years! Wooo! 🥳 Wow, can't believe it's been two years. Also can't believe my posting schedule has been offset so much I'm celebrating it more than a month late 😩😂

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