2019-05-28

#157: Good Deal

Elaine says "Honey, I'm ho- AGH!" as she discovers a 12-foot cactus in her living room. "Did you...buy...that?" she asks her husband Grady. "It was on sale!" he says. "But...why?" asks Elaine. "It was on sale." says Grady. "Why do you need it?" asks Elaine. "I don't." says Grady. "But..." says Elaine.
"Look, it was a whopping 2% off! Know how much these things cost? TEN DOLLARS!! Would you pass up a chance like that?" "Yes." "That's not the point!"

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