2019-03-11

#99: Negative Saltines (Part Five)

"This is the way out?" says Elaine skeptically, on the edge of a cliff holding a persimmon. Fred and Max are also there. Max is wearing a sash with a persimmon on it. We zoom out to see the cliff has lava in front of it. "Yup. You jump, and the fire donkeys will catch you." We zoom in a little on the cliff so that we cannot see the lava. "Whee!" says Fred, jumping over the edge. "Isn't there another way out?" asks Elaine. We see Elaine and Max on a green background. "Mom, there are only two ways back home. Those fire donkeys, and... I don't remember Way #2, but it wasn't great." says Max. We see Elaine on a blue background, filled with determination. "Okay. I'M READY.[citation needed] HOLD MY PERSIMMON, PLEASE." says Elaine. Close-up of Elaine's legs as she hops off the cliff. "AHH" she says as she falls. We see an Ad (5:00) with a play symbol. "BARNEY'S USED TIRE DELIVERY! 50% off" it says, with a picture of a rolling tire. 
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