2019-03-19

#106: Peacocks (Part Five)

Alex, Max and Spider-Fish, who is in a web connected to poles, are on the panel. In the background is a vault door. Alex says, "So you're saying...you created a hypothetical you, who created an evil hypothetical you, who created evil peacocks who are now out in the world?" "Yup." says Max. Close-up on Alex. "We've gotta warn the world!" he says. He whips out a red button that says WARN THE WORLD and presses it. BEEP. Meanwhile, we see a close-up of Fred. "?" says Fred. His phone buzzes. He looks at it. On facetweet, @autowarneveryone has posted "Just to let everyone know, evil peacocks are loose. #ohno #aaaaaaa EvilPerson132 and 992 others liked this" Then he hears a knocking on his red door. He looks through the peephole and sees peacocks with laser-eyes. "!!" he says. Then an efficient light bulb hovers over his head as he has an idea, and he runs upstairs. We see him taking off in a blue helicoper that says "PEACOCK & LASER-PROOF". "Lucky I have this, really." he says as the peacocks shoot lasers at him PEW PEW PEW. 
World, you have been Warned. Via Facetweet.

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