2019-03-07

#95: Negative Saltines (Part One)

Fred is standing next to a table with an empty plate. He takes a saltine off the plate and eats it. Elaine enters and says "Uh oh. Did you take a saltine from there?" "Yeah." says Fred. "There weren't any saltines there." says Elaine. "Which means..." Fred says, thinking. "...we have -1 saltines." finishes Elaine. Fred says "?" as the plate glows blue ZZZ with electricity coming off of it. Then, FWOOM. In an explosion of light, ghostly blue saltines appear and also -1 numbers. Elaine, Fred, and the table are blurred.
Yum, -1 saltines. 

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