![[There is a line of sugary products, from LESS DIRECT to MORE DIRECT. Each product is drawn with a label and a quote.] KIDS VITAMINS: "Good for you!" KIDS CEREAL: "Good-ish for you." CHOCLOATE BAR, LOLLIPOP: "Fine, I admit it. I really am candy." FUN DIP: "I WANT SUGAR! GIVE ME SUGAR!"](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjskwBBCG7Lpky26bQ0NIaaHCRv_004VGb9e4d1X9kx8fbsHTdtQyFd6TGFq3QlEo9PESTUjp6x3_yAWHnsah4Y2a3x2Mmzr9CH_EG7xISmU4WKuUOf0buTWpgNHCj4fmgDYHbCX8WHj9M/s1600/Candy.jpg)
No one gives out vitamins or cereal for Halloween, though. Yet... 😈😨💊🥣 BTW, #Jellyfish4Halloween2019🐙
Tiny Stripz: Slice of life meets absurdist fantasy.
The adventures of Max, 8yo demigod and Celestial Manager, and his family.
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See also: Physics Done Wrong
2019-10-29
2019-10-21
![[Amanda and Fred are standing in a golf course, with a bag of clubs. Amanda hits the ball.] SFX: WHAP [The ball flies further away.] [The ball disappears from sight. Fred pulls out some bincoulars.] Amanda: ?!? [A satellite has been hit by the ball.] SFX: ZZT CRACKLE Satellite: HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM...](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQJvXOECEeVkncjZhBHAb-jqV4Dy0IEmQ-LGKWIK3dBgJ71E26RIDgBP6xurr3DqnvHfUrxSnDbeABJoJH-HXSmAA10j-oFMRT13G4HaZEQ8zDsjyOSjhQlSrcCcIg8hciLziemivx464/s1600/Driver.jpg)
2019-10-07
#204: Easily Offended
![[Fred is standing next to Amanda holding a phone.] Phone: [Thumbs down] Fred: My social media posts keep offending people. Amanda: Try posting a cat video! Who could that offend? [Amanda holds up a tabby.] Fred: Hey, yeah! Can I borrow your cat? Amanda: Sure. Cat: MROWW [A screenshot of Facetweet. The post has a cat picture.] @fredjean: Cute kitty 🥺🐱 ???: This is a grim commentary on the role of pets in society... [Back to reality. Fred is throwing phone in the air.] Fred: AUGHHHHHHHH!](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikpOjEXhEhItqhlLisFflUNTdLPZkGHnCHrKNlTY7fgWJ1W5AqJdFGD0Dmo58coErLhDrT1xxIeJvrx4iynis9UmqFWi6PM6YW2XxQWylMQX-8pmSbRRY8Vx2FOdWnklfPJ9Hw6i3nksw/s1600/EasilyOffended.jpg)
"This webcomic post waves away the gruesome fact that people are so easily manipulated by social media corporations... Read more (1204 words)"
2019-10-05
![[Fred is walking toward a golden Aladdin-style oil lamp.] Fred: Whoa, a cool lamp. [Fred picks up the lamp.] SFX: RUB RUB [A genie comes out of the lamp.] SFX: FOOF [Camera facing towards genie. Genie is holding lamp.] Genie: YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM THE LAMP. YOU HAVE THREE WISHES. WHAT DOES YOUR HEART DESIRE, MORTAL? [Fred is running away.] Fred: AAAAAAA](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhek6t4b5HdxsI35hw3xazX-rDAGj1DSIjEV7kUWdgY7ZNOX0-OhEIJL61oDaAHeYqx6RztrmC5xI_ugQQkbCqW9arDvaXdvRXnqob3MzTkL0lg0_5m4VWLi1kSRTZYgXPWGHiYbecH4JU/s1600/Genie.jpg "[Fred is walking toward a golden Aladdin-style oil lamp.] Fred: Whoa, a cool lamp. [Fred picks up the lamp.] SFX: RUB RUB [A genie comes out of the lamp.] SFX: FOOF [Camera facing towards genie. Genie is holding lamp.] Genie: YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM THE LAMP. YOU HAVE THREE WISHES. WHAT DOES YOUR HEART DESIRE, MORTAL? [Fred is running away.] Fred: AAAAAAA")
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