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2019-07-31

#183: Hole (Part One)

Fred says "Hey, a hole!" He peeks in (??) and falls in (!!). AAAAAAAAAAAAA he falls through colored pixels and rectangles then lands with a WHUMP.
...Whoa.
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2019-07-27

#182: Ages

The comic is labeled AGE RANGES. It shows a spectrum color-coded. From 0-6, ages are distinct, but 7-year-olds are lumped in with 18-year-olds, 19-year-olds with 65-year-olds, and 66-year-olds with everyone older than them. The caption is "I can't tell the difference between a 35-year-old and a 65-year-old."
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2019-07-23

#181: Rotten Fruit

"Hi Max, can I get some rotten fruit?" Fred says to Max at the shop counter. "Sure- Wait, rotten fruit? What for?" says Max. "I'm going to a play." explains Fred. "I see..." says Max. Next panel, an audience including Fred throwing rotten fruit at a performer. BOOOO!
Does anyone really throw 🌹 at you on stage if you're good and 🍅 if you're bad? I've only seen that in cartoons.
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2019-07-21

#180: Adapters

"Can I have the HDMI to Thunderbolt adapter?" says Max, next to an electric outlet and laptop. "Here." says Alex, handing him the adapter. Next panel: "This tragedy must be stopped! I will invent 1 cable that works for everything! And I will call it... USB!" says Fred. Next panel: Same situation as the first, except Max is saying "Can I have the microUSB to USB-C adapter?"
THE FUTURE: "Can I have the USB-ZN to Thunderbolt-3.349b male-agender adapter?"
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2019-07-14

#179: Grape Lover

Max, Elaine saying "Happy Birthday!", Fred saying "Thanks!", and Amanda saying "I brought grapes!" and carrying grapes are all at Fred's birthday party, which has balloons and a "HAPPY BDAY FRED" banner. But when Amanda announces she brought grapes, everyone except Fred (whose attention is immediately caught and eyes are wide) covers their mouths in shock. "...What?" says Amanda. "GRAAAPESSSS" says Fred, trembling and rising into the air. His eyes glow. "?!" says Amanda. "DUCK!" says Elaine, ducking. Max ducks as well. The room goes dark. YUM YUM YUM says Fred, his eyes like headlights, his mouth sucking up grapes from Amanda's bowl of grapes.
Inspired by my unstoppable love for grapes. #🍇 #grapes
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2019-07-12

#178: Vegetarian in a Steakhouse

Fred reads a menu which says: "Steak, Bacon & eggs, Beef crumble, Beef jerky, Meatballs, Fried chicken, Muffin DRINKS" "Not exactly vegetarian friendly..." thinks Fred. "I'll get the muffin." he tells waiter Grady with bowtie. "Here's your bacon muffin!" says Grady and hands him a bacon muffin. Fred is very frustrated.

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2019-07-08

#177: Random Emoji Combinations

The caption is RANDOM EMOJI COMBINATIONS. There are four combinations of two to three emojis each. The first is 🐿️ + 👏 = A chipmunk emoji applauding and saying "Yay! Woo!" The next is 🤽 + 🍕 + 🙎 = A water polo player holding 2 slices of pizza, saying "This game sucks." Next, 👩‍🚒 + 🏄 = A surfing firefighter putting out a fire. ⛹️ + 🥄 + 👮 = A police officer eating a basketball with a spoon. "Yum! Nom..."
All the emojis of the comic: 🐿️👏🤽🍕🙎👩‍🚒🏄⛹️🥄👮 Comment your favorite emoji combo!
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2019-07-04

#176: July 4th


Fred says "Guess what day it is?" Amanda says "Independence Day!" at the same time he says "It's Sidewalk Egg Frying Day! Uh...the thing you said!" "?" says Amanda.
Happy 🇺🇸≠🇬🇧 Day! And also, Sidewalk Egg Frying Day is a real thing. Google it if you don't believe me.
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2019-07-02

#175: Whjte Hat Hackers

Elaine is sleeping with messed up hair. ZZZ... "Psst!" says a voice. "YAWN...AUGH!" she says, seeing Fred standing next to her bed. "Fred?!?" she asks. "Hi cuz!" says Fred. "What? How did you get in here?" she says. "Will you pay me $50 if I tell you?" he asks. "Huh?" she says.
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2019-07-01

#174: What Your OS Says About You

The caption is WHAT YOUR OS SAYS ABOUT YOU. There are four people, each captioned with an operating system name and its logo. Fred is MAC with the Apple logo. "I haven't tried Windows yet." Amanda is WINDOWS with the Windows logo. Grady (wearing sunglasses) is LINUX with the penguin logo of Linux. "I'm a REAL coder. You guys take the easy way out." Elaine is CHROME OS with the Chrome logo. "What if my phone was BIGGER?"
Samsung: Why couldn't I have gotten an iPhone?!? WHY?!?
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