Tiny Stripz: January 2019

2019-01-31

2019-01-30

2019-01-29

2019-01-28

2019-01-27

#68: Nanowave

The caption: FROM THE CREATORS OF THE MICROWAVE... COMES THE NANOWAVE! A microwave with a smiley face "Smiley face, to cheer you up! Interchangable with sad face for sad occasions, i.e. dropping a cookie.", a confusing stuff® sticker "Sticker of the maker company, to annoy you!", a clock that reads 0000000000 "Uses Unix epoch time!", a keypad with square root, times 2 "Has square root and times 2 buttons, replacing add 30 seconds!", Bluetooth "Connects to Bluetooth", and a stick figure button "Reads transcript of latest xkcd comic!", also there is a leak "Leak!", radio antenna "Radio antenna!", and a Google Assistant sticker "Connects to Google Assistant!" The caption is BUY YOURS NOW! with $99,999.99 crossed out, replaced by $99,999.94. LIMITED OFFER!

It has a "fruit cake" setting, too! For that awkward situation when you want to microwave fruit cake, but your microwave hasn't got that button!

2019-01-26

2019-01-25

2019-01-24

2019-01-22

#64: 1,000,000

The caption is "1,000,000 COMICS!*" in glowing blue letters. On the C, Cuddles the green snake is hanging with pink hearts. Next to him, Max is hovering in a rainbow sparkle cloud. At the bottom is the footnote, "Well, 64. 64 is 1,000,000 in binary." On top, Friday is standing with a sign that says "WOOL = $5.99/lb" and saying, "$₿€!" There is also a carboard box with big black eyes and a wobbly smile, a green dinosaur holding an orange mug that's glowing and sucking things toward it, Time, a speck, with the caption "hi!" above it surrounded by a red rectangle, and riding the dinosaur is Alex. Elaine is at the end of the footnote. Fred is hanging on.

Our 64th comic! But 64 is 1,000,000 in binary.

2019-01-20

2019-01-17

#62: ISS Found This

There is a view of Africa from space. Around the Earth are stars. A constellation arrow-points to the Earth, reading "Property of ".

The ISS found a strange pattern in the stars today... :D

2019-01-16

#61: Not Dishwasher Safe (Part Five)

Time, a speck, is in the middle of the panel, above it a red rectangle with some parts missing. Inside is narrow black text, the speech of Time. "the universe will be down for a few minutes, due to some trouble with a time machine. we apologize for the inconvenience." "okay, we're back!" Max and Elaine come out of the speck with a ZAP, along with an orange mug. Max and Elaine hit the ground with a WHUMP. "cu, max!" says Time as it disappears into a blue portal that sucks everything toward it with a "NYEOOOO". "Later, Time!" says Max. Elaine is holding the mug.

2019-01-15

#60: Not Dishwasher Safe (Part Four)

Max and Elaine are standing in a desert. Max is holding an orange mug, which has a speech balloon with a green full battery icon. "Okay! The time machine has solar-recharged! Time to go!" says Max. With a "ZAP" the sky darkens, a burst of light, Max, Elaine, and the mug turn silver. They appear with a "ZAP", white on one of four paths coming off a gray pillar, coming from down below, where it is brighter. The sky is dark blue. "Where are we?" asks Elaine. Max says, "Oh. Uh, since time got stuck in a dishwasher, the universe needs a li'l reboot." On the pillar is a button on a black metal construction. Max presses the button with a "click". "Just press it right there, and the universe might be down for a minute or two..." With a fizz the panel goes blank.

-- ERROR > THE UNIVERSE HAS CRASHED AND WILL NOT RESPOND FOR A FEW MINUTES. WE APOLOGIZE. THE CELESTIAL ADMINS ARE ON IT! :D <--

2019-01-14

#59: Not Dishwasher Safe (Part Three)

A green T-Rex with its green tongue hanging out is chasing Elaine, who is behind Max, who is holding an orange mug. "We've gotta get outta here!" says Elaine. "How?" says Max. They are sliding towards the edge of a cliff. All three fall off. "The time machine!" shouts Elaine. "It's out of battery!" says Max, rattling the orange mug. They land, Elaine off-balance. "Hey, T-Rex!" says Max. Then he splashes the T-Rex using a gigantic green squirt gun labeled Soakey Soak and the dinosaur is jetted off-panel. Dizzy swirls and stars come from off-panel. Max puts away the Soakey Soak. "How-?" asks Elaine. "I always keep a squirt gun, just in case. Should buy us enough time to recharge the time-machine." says Max.

2019-01-13

#58: Not Dishwasher Safe (Part Two)

With a zap, the sky darkens, a burst of light and sparkles as Max, Elaine, and a mug appear in midair above an excited dinosaur with shiny eyes, landing with a WHUMP. The mug is orange. "We should run." says Elaine. "It looks friendly..." says Max. Later, the T-rex is chasing them, saying, "i wants 2 eat u! lol 😂" "No! Not lol!" says Elaine. Max, now holding the mug, says "It's not friendly."

2019-01-12

#57: Not Dishwasher Safe (Part One)

"Mom! Have you seen my time machine? It looks like an orange mug!" says Max as he comes running into the panel. "Yeah, I put an orange mug in the dishwasher." says Elaine. "Oh, no. It's not a mug, it's a TIME MACHINE. And it's NOT DISHWASHER SAFE." says Max. The panel turns darker as light comes from the left, and also an "eeeeeee" sound. Max and Elaine whip their heads around. They are getting blurry. They and a green T-Rex blur and warp with an eeeeBOOM as the panel shatters. "to be continued" reads the caption.

Never, EVER put a time machine in the dishwasher. It leaves weird stains all over the plates. And also the universe shatters.

2019-01-11

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2019-01-06

2019-01-02

#51: Cutie Pie (Part One)

Fred is whistling, walking down a sidewalk, falls into a hole, and hits his head with a "CLUNK". The panels turn black with white drawings. "TWO HOURS LATER... FRED WAKES UP." reads the caption. "Where am I?" he asks. "In my evil lair!" answers a person with a porkpie hat. "Who are you?" Fred asks, while struggling. "My name is Cutie Pie!" Cutie Pie answers. "This potion will erase your memories and hypnotize you as my evil servant!" he claims, pulling out a giant syringe. "NO! DON'T!" Fred screams. "Why? Want to keep your precious memories?" asks Cutie Pie. "No, it's not that. I don't like needles..." answers Fred. Cutie Pie puts away the needle and looks annoyed.

Today I introduce my first human evil villain.

2019-01-01

Happy New Year! This is my 50th comic. Before this, I published Tiny Stripz: Our 50th Comic! which actually was the 36th, and I have published 36 comics only on DeviantArt (49 on Blogger, because I started earlier) before this. Cool!

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